The god of the sea has risen - and he's coming for you...

Get ready for deep, tentacled pleasure with the Lord Neptune Vibrating Monster Dildo from Creature Cocks. Lovingly sculpted from smooth, body-safe silicone Lord Neptune's ridged, suckered tentacle like cock is ready to push deep inside your hole and ravage you, while the tentacle-esque grinding pad lets to press down for stimulation of your perineum or clitoris as you ride the waves.

The dildo and pad feature 10 vibration functions with different speeds and patterns, all controlled easily from the wireless remote control, making Lord Neptune writhe inside you as his tapered member slips deeper and deeper within. The attached, adjustable straps hold the toy in place for a convenient ride - whether that's around a pillow, bolster, sturdy chair, or your lover's thigh. Forget the suction cup attaching to that smooth, flat surface you don't want to ride, and get ready for the rideable toy that meets you where you want to get off.

For best results, use with plenty of water-based lubricant, and wash with warm, soapy water and/or antibacterial toy cleaner after use. Allow your toy to air dry before storing away in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

Prostrate yourself before your Lord Neptune. And pray that he is merciful. Or don't if you like your waves rough.